Hahaha I found a catalog in my parents' attic as a child, which contained an instructive article on female self-pleasure, complete with a full page nude. Also a

Hahaha I found a catalog in my parents' attic as a child, which contained an instructive article on female self-pleasure, complete with a full page nude. Also a story that began like "The sign said 'God wants you to drop acid', so Lizard ate some tabs". Left it out on the floor, it mysteriously disappeared and parents denied knowledge of its existence. And I need to remember to look for it in the archive outside working hours