Can anyone recommend an insurer where can I take out an insurance policy that covers against this sort of thing and any other weird and random spookie stuff at

Can anyone recommend an insurer where can I take out an insurance policy that covers against this sort of thing and any other weird and random spookie stuff at a distance, in order to cover medical costs and any quality of life issues that result? Some sort of literal insurance policy would make me feel better after reading stories like this. It probably wouldn't be too expensive, people tend to inflate risks based on saliency, I bet the actual risk is very low, but it will give me enough peace of mind to be worth it.