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Just make them fill out a timesheet in google sheets or something. And then their chore “paycheck” is every two weeks. Like simulated work / prep for the real
by yoav 3y ago
Just make them fill out a timesheet in google sheets or something.
And then their chore “paycheck” is every two weeks.
Like simulated work / prep for the real world.
- fragmede 3y agoSeems like it would get dark pretty quickly. take taxes out of their paycheck. Give one of their friends an allowance from those taxes, but don't make them do any work for it. don't pay them every two weeks due to "a computer glitch". pay the kids different rates and prohibit them from talking about it with each other. threaten to adopt an immigrant kid who will work faster and harder and eat less food, and can live in the closet under the stairs. make is clear that one of the two kids is replaceable with said immigrant child, so they fight with each other instead of unionizing. if one of them gets injured, don't feed them while they're not doing chores. make the other kids work twice as much but don't pay them anything extra, make it clear they should be glad they can do chores and haven't been replaced yet.
- throwaway-blaze 3y agoThis leads me to wonder where exactly you've been working to form the opinions behind this joke :)
- DANmode 3y agoAny Walmart or Dairy Queen in the United States?