Why the fuck would you want more stuff powered through the most garbage connector ever made? I know the government is trying to impoverish us by requiring usb-

Why the fuck would you want more stuff powered through the most garbage connector ever made? I know the government is trying to impoverish us by requiring usb-c but you're not supposed to like it. There's even people suggesting using it for resistive heating appliances. Is the article prophetic and the government doesn't want us to have a hot plate to cook anything bigger than a thumbnail?