> ...the most trusted exchange in crypto... > ...tenets of the web3 philosophy... I usually try to keep a neutral tone, but I'm going to make an exception: W

> ...the most trusted exchange in crypto... > ...tenets of the web3 philosophy... I usually try to keep a neutral tone, but I'm going to make an exception: What did I just click on, and why? Just, I mean, I don't even see a news article here. I just see a doomscroll of bottom-feeding ads, and there's literally one paragraph of The-Onion-like satire sprinkled with word-diarrhea vaguely related to the title.