Why do you want health news? Do you really think there’s going to be some magic article that’s so revolutionary and important that you’re going to miss it if yo

Why do you want health news? Do you really think there’s going to be some magic article that’s so revolutionary and important that you’re going to miss it if you don’t read the secret health news blog? It’s all just going to be the same old stuff repeated until you die. Eat this — no wait, don’t eat this. Lift weights — no wait, don’t lift weights. This causes cancer — no wait, that causes cancer. This will make you healthier — no wait, this will make you sicker.