Arm yourselves! The head of the language police has arrived To butt his nose into your thoughts To tell you what is meant to be or not. This mouthy busybody rar

Arm yourselves! The head of the language police has arrived To butt his nose into your thoughts To tell you what is meant to be or not. This mouthy busybody rarely rhymes and always prefers others mime. Metaphors, just confusing bores. Similes, not much more. If Orwell had a Frankenstein, he might to us remind: “An elbow is L-bowed only some of the times!”