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The solution then is obviously bigger cats
by LeafItAlone 3y ago
The solution then is obviously bigger cats
- solardev 3y agoOr tastier rats
- jncfhnb 3y agoIt’s not a lack of interest. They’re just hard to catch and fairly dangerous.
- havblue 3y agoObligatory Simpsons reference on how to get rid of pigeons with lizards. Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend. Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards? Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards. Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse? Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas! Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.