I love Apples customer service, they are a shining example, just like Nordstrom. Their misuse of the word "genius" is beyond irritating. My wife's solution...

I love Apples customer service, they are a shining example, just like Nordstrom. Their misuse of the word "genius" is beyond irritating. My wife's solution... main = putStrLn $ "The Genius Bar" ++ "f"