“Imagine a world where the majority of your backend logic is seamlessly embedded within the database itself.” Don’t need to. Majority of my work is de-coupling

“Imagine a world where the majority of your backend logic is seamlessly embedded within the database itself.” Don’t need to. Majority of my work is de-coupling systems “designed” around this idea. Why can’t the database be the database, the backend be the backend, etc ? You can’t have a toolbox full of multi use tools. Sometimes you just need a fucking Phillips head screwdriver.