Ordering "a thousand dollars in two dollar bills, please" is a baller move that, at my local credit union, only costs $1000.00USD. And then you get to walk out

Ordering "a thousand dollars in two dollar bills, please" is a baller move that, at my local credit union, only costs $1000.00USD. And then you get to walk out [usually a few days later] with five straps of Jeffersons, feeling like a baller... This lasts me about one year of "appreciation" for others' "giving a shit"s.