A man in a pharmacy: "500 meters of advesive plaster, please." The pharmacist looks at him, shocked. The next person in line pats him on his back and says: "

A man in a pharmacy: "500 meters of advesive plaster, please." The pharmacist looks at him, shocked. The next person in line pats him on his back and says: "Sir, 100 meters is enough. I also have a Trabant."