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Why not just take the "metal gear solid" approach to shoplifting instead of trying to outrun the professional athlete?

• ReactiveJelly 3y ago
  I don't fit in a shoebox like I used to.
• eloisant 3y ago
  Because in the first case you're breaking the law, and in the second you're just participating in the shop's event?
  • snickerbockers 3y ago
    but according to TFA the shop gives permission to steal?
    • snowwrestler 3y ago
      > Recently a shoe store in France ran a promotion called “Rob It to Get It” It was a promotion with a funny name, essentially a race. Not permission to actually steal by any means.
• deleted 3y ago
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