It's a two-and-a-half-page paper with about a page and a half of total text with an obvious joke title, absurd and obviously joking claims in the abstract, and

It's a two-and-a-half-page paper with about a page and a half of total text with an obvious joke title, absurd and obviously joking claims in the abstract, and names the model "fictional". This is all before you even click through to the PDF! If it takes you reading the whole paper up to the point where the author explains the joke to realize that the paper tagged satire is satire, I mean, I'm not sure paper-reading is for you. There are unmarked papers out there that aren't even satirical, just wrong!