It's frustratingly close to correct. Since it's on local disk, it winds up being cached in in-process RAM, which is..... still not zero latency... but has so mu

It's frustratingly close to correct. Since it's on local disk, it winds up being cached in in-process RAM, which is..... still not zero latency... but has so much less latency compared to talking the to database over a network stack... that I'm alllllllllmost sorta kinda okay with it. Almost. lol