Pushing updates is slow for a reason - it's because Apple wants to approve everything. I don't mean to sound negative but I see two scenarios, non of which is

Pushing updates is slow for a reason - it's because Apple wants to approve everything. I don't mean to sound negative but I see two scenarios, non of which is great: 1. You become a huge success and Apple is unhappy about people avoiding their scrutiny. 2. Apple doesn't mind you because you have limited traction. Having said that, I love the way you implemented it. Very clever! Good luck!