you did way better than you know who: "While trying to be First Post on a Beowulf cluster article, my site got Slashdotted just as I poured hot grits down my p

you did way better than you know who: "While trying to be First Post on a Beowulf cluster article, my site got Slashdotted just as I poured hot grits down my pants. 'You must be new here,' commented CowboyNeal, who, in Soviet Russia, welcomes our new overlords. Now I'm just waiting for step '???' before I hit Profit! Surely that's worth +5, Funny?"