I tried to pay different tax accountants twice, and get free advice from a friend that does taxes for billionaires. I'm 0/3 for having a professional get my tax

I tried to pay different tax accountants twice, and get free advice from a friend that does taxes for billionaires. I'm 0/3 for having a professional get my taxes right. Luckily I've avoided any penalties over the years, though. On the other hand, I asked my wife to give me a back massage, so she booked an appointment for me at the spa down the road. I wasn't expecting her to delegate that, but it was still nice...