as long as we're completely making up causes for the heart damage which conflict with the very article we're commenting on, I submit that it's caused by angry,

as long as we're completely making up causes for the heart damage which conflict with the very article we're commenting on, I submit that it's caused by angry, invisible unicorns, an explanation as likely and supported by the evidence as yours to wit, this article may be a way of deflecting the blame from the angry, invisible unicorns causing heart damage edit: I can't help but imagine scientists typing lab data into a computer, and some random dude off the street who knows nothing about epidemiology is standing in the corner shouting "stop rushing!!! slow down!!!", and the scientist glances over annoyedly and slows down their typing slightly