"See that guy over there?" she says as she gestures toward a man wearing very short, very tight, cut-off jean shorts on the corner of Castro and Market street.

"See that guy over there?" she says as she gestures toward a man wearing very short, very tight, cut-off jean shorts on the corner of Castro and Market street. "He would never clutter up his butt with a giant wallet." Me: "That's great for him, but I don't care how cluttered my butt is." The moment I learned that some women (at least one of them), are more interested in form than function when it comes to pants pockets.