My personal favorite trope as of late is announcing you're leaving for BlueSky, because Twitter is reputedly inhospitable. Then returning 5 days later as if no

My personal favorite trope as of late is announcing you're leaving for BlueSky, because Twitter is reputedly inhospitable. Then returning 5 days later as if nothing happened, Costanza-style, because your narcissism can't cope with a mere 14 followers to look at pictures you posted of your breakfast.