These days, my techno thrills come from using an 8 year old, ancient 2 core (Celeron) notebook that can no longer run win10 in acceptable fashion. Instead runni

These days, my techno thrills come from using an 8 year old, ancient 2 core (Celeron) notebook that can no longer run win10 in acceptable fashion. Instead running (Mx)Linux for the desktop, its unperfect but still obviously more performant than that notebook -ever was- even when it was brand new, with win10, and sans telemetry for added benefit. My middle finger to the sick joke the OP so elegantly describes.