I was expecting to read about some strange quantum properties that allows for this violation. Instead what I got was a moronic headline that is totally untrue,

I was expecting to read about some strange quantum properties that allows for this violation. Instead what I got was a moronic headline that is totally untrue, because adding "apparently" is difficult and not as sensational. Is there any wonder why people reject science? It's because of these idiots in science journalism. They need to go back to writing puffy human interest stories instead of trying to apply some emotional story arc to scientifically interesting things they clearly don't understand.