Meteorologists also don't put themselves in my shoes when I ask for sunshine. And you'll be happy to know that these days I suss out the estimate the business

Meteorologists also don't put themselves in my shoes when I ask for sunshine. And you'll be happy to know that these days I suss out the estimate the business team wants and give that estimate. Then carve out more time via scope exceptions. Then, because I can't carve out enough time to actually finish, deliver a release that looks finished to a QA team, but is actually riddled with customer operation interrupting performance problems, intermittent crashes, memory leaks and bugs. Here is the very best part, the business team blames QA for not finding the problems.