> The difference between "something went wrong", "we're looking into it", "we've found the problem and are working on a fix", and "we have a fix and are deployi

> The difference between "something went wrong", "we're looking into it", "we've found the problem and are working on a fix", and "we have a fix and are deploying it region-by-region" is huge. It's also a figment of your imagination. No service provider provides those fine-granular updates. Even AWS shows their services as up when they are clearly major outages going. The only reliable services tracking outages are third-party canary services that rely on crowdsourced reports, and obviously those don't come even close to providing any insight onto progress. I think you're confusing your own wishful thinking with real-world implementations of status reporting services.