I'm trying to think what the missile equivalent of Operation Warp Speed would be? 100% effective missiles that no one wants to shoot, don't require thorough te

I'm trying to think what the missile equivalent of Operation Warp Speed would be? 100% effective missiles that no one wants to shoot, don't require thorough testing, launch in unpredictable directions, and when they detonate have surprise effects depending on the target? Sometimes they explode! Other times, maybe deliver a nice cup of tea, or a burst of roses.