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> Why pay cops if I’m not being murdered or robbed? Why pay cops, they're already being bribed by criminals (batman, punisher, etc cops anyway :D ) > Why keep
by olliej 3y ago
> Why pay cops if I’m not being murdered or robbed?
Why pay cops, they're already being bribed by criminals (batman, punisher, etc cops anyway :D )
> Why keep nukes behind launch codes, nobody’s trying to launch them?
Because if you get rid of launch codes you'll decimate the Hollywood Political Thriller movie industry
> Why eat every day, I don’t start to die until like 3 days in…
Why do you hate farmers?
:D