Dude, if you feel the existential urge to write something pithy and sarcastic, kindly do us all a favor and first read the entire thread. You might notice that

Dude, if you feel the existential urge to write something pithy and sarcastic, kindly do us all a favor and first read the entire thread. You might notice that your well-though out comment has no relation to what was actually said and save us all the embarrassment of having to read it.