I've never had a crash in my car either, I don't understand how anyone can - I think it's a symptom of having too much money /s You never tripped? Slipped? Had

I've never had a crash in my car either, I don't understand how anyone can - I think it's a symptom of having too much money /s You never tripped? Slipped? Had a toddler run into you? Dropped as much as a glass? Are you actually a human?