My not-at-all smart 1080P TV. It has a USB port for firmware updates, the remote is a dedicated hardware device with buttons (but none for defunct streaming ser

My not-at-all smart 1080P TV. It has a USB port for firmware updates, the remote is a dedicated hardware device with buttons (but none for defunct streaming services), I've never had to accept a terms of service update, the manufacturer doesn't know anything about me, the default video settings are stellar, there's no low latency mode because it doesn't do anything that introduces latency, and it has an RS-232 port that allows full remote control over every single feature.