Why even bother going through a crazy licensing deal? They could just write a shrink-wrapped license attached to an online payment form like everyone else does.

Why even bother going through a crazy licensing deal? They could just write a shrink-wrapped license attached to an online payment form like everyone else does. Only require talking to a sales rep if the quantity is above a certain threshold. Oh wait, this is Oracle. They don't know how to handle amounts smaller than a few grand.