> Similarly, I once got a speeding ticket while driving through Kansas, and was instructed by the ticketing officer on how to send a "donation" to the "Sheriff'

> Similarly, I once got a speeding ticket while driving through Kansas, and was instructed by the ticketing officer on how to send a "donation" to the "Sheriff's Benevolent Society" This is when you express frustration because you already donated to the Policemen's Ball. If it works out, the officer will respond with something like "What are you talking about, policemen don't have balls"