Claim you work "like open source", proceed to have six disparate systems I have to log into every day. Have useless stand-ups at the ass crack of dawn "just so

Claim you work "like open source", proceed to have six disparate systems I have to log into every day. Have useless stand-ups at the ass crack of dawn "just so everyone sees each others' face, isn't that nice?". Change the priority of eleven different projects every week. Lie about finances and runway, miss paychecks the week after doing so. Ask employees to work extra hard so it doesn't happen again. Favor one employee due to $personal_reason, ignore the other engineers you've hired. Completely isolate customer feedback from people working on product and engineering. Make product decisions without discussing with engineers. Go to fancy talks and banquets on the company dime every month and never be in the office. Blame employees for not "letting you know earlier" when they finally get a chance to tell you something is on fire. ... I could go on.