See over here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37889533 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37889533 I am aware of Monads (they're explicitly called out

See over here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37889533 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37889533 I am aware of Monads (they're explicitly called out in the article!), and specifically want to go in a different direction.