I prefer the electric SUV powered by offshore windmills and refrigerated, 1000 miles from consumption site vegan salads so I can pretend at least to care about

I prefer the electric SUV powered by offshore windmills and refrigerated, 1000 miles from consumption site vegan salads so I can pretend at least to care about the environment whether or not the decisions are actually environmentally sound. Because I am invested with Blackrock and my ESG scores are off the charts I also get to brag to my friends while flying my personal jet to Davos ;) /s