The best part about stories like this is that I just know the person is going to go out and buy another one, even though they are now fully aware that they don'

The best part about stories like this is that I just know the person is going to go out and buy another one, even though they are now fully aware that they don't own any Apple device they "buy" and are actually just renting it from Apple until they decide not to allow you to use it anymore, instead of just buying a real personal computer.