If I were a 'General System Vehicle' of the 'Culture' and permanently hosting human guests, I would call myself 'GSV Rodent Habitat John Calhoun' just to make f

If I were a 'General System Vehicle' of the 'Culture' and permanently hosting human guests, I would call myself 'GSV Rodent Habitat John Calhoun' just to make fun of them and offend my fellow minds.