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Dark comedic thought: if a prerequisite to suicide is to get your affairs in order and leave behind a clean house, suicide would be very low; ugh, too lazy to c
by johnla 3y ago
Dark comedic thought: if a prerequisite to suicide is to get your affairs in order and leave behind a clean house, suicide would be very low; ugh, too lazy to clean. I'll just live instead.
- pempem 3y agoDark, comedic, and so true! Imagine some kafkaesque effort of bureaucracy
- chasd00 3y agoTangent: There’s a lot of societal pressure in A house being clean. Remember the line in Goonies from the mom, “boys, I really want the house clean when they tear it down”?
- buildsjets 3y agoI always wanted to die clean and pretty But I'd be too busy on working days So I am relieved that the turbulence wasn't forecasted I couldn't have changed anyways I am relieved that I'd left my room tidy Goodbye
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- tonyedgecombe 3y agoIf you see a friend getting their affairs in order and unexpectedly cleaning house then you should worry.