how to you secure a submarine cable? build a literal sealab staffed by the french foreign legion? they were on the right track when they tried to move to five

how to you secure a submarine cable? build a literal sealab staffed by the french foreign legion? they were on the right track when they tried to move to five g, and could learn a lot from africa, where they skipped the copper lines in many ways because they would get scooped up the zef folks. (i'm half joking, but maybe it would be better to focus on things like "the first draft of that comment suggested the swiss guard, then we rememberd the swiss aren't actually in the EU, just literally inside it, like west berlin was inside east germany")