This reminds me of M-x write-thesis RET, a usenet joke from the 90s IIRC. Apparently, since google is no longer indexing the past, I couldn't find a link. How

This reminds me of M-x write-thesis RET, a usenet joke from the 90s IIRC. Apparently, since google is no longer indexing the past, I couldn't find a link. However, I still remember the post vividly, and it makes me sad that 25 years later, we have to have this discussion for real now. Back then, everyone in their right mind knew why automated scientific publication writing would be hilariously bad. These days, we have articles like this. Weird.