Because the hospital is clearly an incredibly unhealthy place to be. A nightmare. It's Walmart. Or a meat factory. Or a jiffy-lube. The cashier wants to stick

Because the hospital is clearly an incredibly unhealthy place to be. A nightmare. It's Walmart. Or a meat factory. Or a jiffy-lube. The cashier wants to stick a needle in you. The surgeon forgot to install your oil-filter. And don't get me started on the staff. Most of the doctors I meet are just children with technical training. Mentally stunted. Sleep deprived. These are not the people you want fiddling with your health, or anything or anybody that you care about.