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I think these staircases evolved to make it impossible for rapey male ducks to impregnate the castles. Ancient sources agree with my theory, so it must be true.
by NoMoreNicksLeft 3y ago
I think these staircases evolved to make it impossible for rapey male ducks to impregnate the castles. Ancient sources agree with my theory, so it must be true.
- the_af 3y agoIn support of your theory: no medieval castle ever laid duck eggs that hatched. . . . (An earlier version of my comment ended with "... ever laid duck eggs.", evidencing both my deep ignorance of medieval warfare and the biology of egg laying!)