Yep, I was half-expecting this to be a single-word post: "Don't." (I worked as a research engineer at a big name university for 8 years, helping people do expe

Yep, I was half-expecting this to be a single-word post: "Don't." (I worked as a research engineer at a big name university for 8 years, helping people do experiments for their PhDs, and I have Seen Some Shit.)