Scott Adams, of Dilbert fame, before he went off the rails. "With Dilbert being so popular, I get a lot of email anecdotes. Once, maybe twice a week, I get a s

Scott Adams, of Dilbert fame, before he went off the rails. "With Dilbert being so popular, I get a lot of email anecdotes. Once, maybe twice a week, I get a story about a customer support tech who found a user using a CD tray as a coffee holder. You know what functionality I'd like my email software to have? The ability to gather all those people who claim that really, truly, it happened to them personally, lock them in a room together, and make them fight it out until there really is only one of them."