A "regular person" also can: - start their own country and call it Edunistan - bribe ICANN to take over the .edu TLD - open a university in the new country

A "regular person" also can: - start their own country and call it Edunistan - bribe ICANN to take over the .edu TLD - open a university in the new country - spend 15 years earning a PhD at that university - reserve ~/name and start posting LLM generated content