I would pay a shameful amount of money for a big, fat laptop in the style of the old school thinkpads with modern hardware. I don't give a fuck how thin or lig

I would pay a shameful amount of money for a big, fat laptop in the style of the old school thinkpads with modern hardware. I don't give a fuck how thin or light my laptop is. I want it big and beefy with some monstrous heatsinks and fans that don't sound like a jet engine after 3 seconds of CPU load. I want all the ports and a battery that weighs five pounds. Current design trends for laptops has resulted in significantly worse machines. It's why I still use a T530 from 2013 as my daily driver. I'll probably keep using it until it finally develops a fault that I can't repair. Barring a catastrophic accident like a spill or a drop, I expect it to keep on chugging for at least another 5-10 years.