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How Bad Is Your Resume? – Get Your Resume Roasted by AI

42 points by arnavb_ 3y ago

danbrooks 3y ago
Love the style, looks fun!
jncfhnb 3y ago
Was pleased to see it was indeed inspired by the Spotify thing.
- wsintra2022 3y ago
  What Spotify thing?
  - moritzwarhier 3y ago
    https://pudding.cool/2021/10/judge-my-music https://pudding.cool/2021/10/judge-my-music https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25517868 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25517868 (607 comments)
  - gigglesupstairs 3y ago
    https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/ https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/
Raed667 3y ago
> your resume is a bit of a rollercoaster ride through the world of tech buzzwords and inflated self-importance.
seejayseesjays 3y ago
Super funny comments, loved this!
- seejayseesjays 3y ago
  > So, you managed to land an internship at Amazon Web Services? Color me impressed. But do you really need to brag about reducing a team's workload by 33%? Couldn't you round it up to a solid 50%? We wouldn't want anyone thinking you didn't max out your potential, now, would we?
atum47 3y ago
"Lastly, your language section. English and Portuguese? Well, Victor, congrats on knowing the languages of...well...your home country. How impressively average of you. How about learning a language that will actually make you stand out? " that cracked me up
oldspleen 3y ago
Love this roast haha > Your skills section reads like a random word generator on overdrive. "Analytical," "Data Driven," "Agile Software"? Are you trying to drag hiring managers into your hellish buzzword vortex? And I see you proudly listed "Proficient with JIRA, Git, Shortcut." Congrats, you can use software that most teenagers learn in their sleep.
- deleted 3y ago
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torotonnato 3y ago
I get a "Bro there is no way you have a resume that can't fit on one page." I just uploaded a PDF with two pages and I'm getting anxious already.
- mikeyan320 3y ago
  Hey I'm Mike, one of the guys behind this project. Just added support for you multiple page folk ;)
- zyanite7 3y ago
  I got "It's truly impressive how you managed to cram every single project you've ever worked on into this document. I bet it took a hell of a lot of time to type it all out."
d1str0 3y ago
Darn. Mine’s more than one page. :/
- mikeyan320 3y ago
  Hey I'm Mike, one of the guys behind this project. Just added support for you multiple page folk ;)
danuker 3y ago
Ugh. Mine is 3 pages long. "Bro there is no way you have a resume that can't fit on one page"
- ActivePattern 3y ago
  The bot has a point...
mariocesar 3y ago
Two page resume not supported
- vinni2 3y ago
  Apparently not one pager too. I got “Bro, I know your resume is not that short”
cojo 3y ago
To paraphrase a certain AI Resume Roaster... "Bro, there is no way you have a PDF parser that can't handle multiple pages..." But in all seriousness, this is a fun idea. Albeit with quite the narrow funnel dropoff right out of the gates... ;P...
Morthor 3y ago
You can't upload a cv with over 1 page? It doesn't allow to submit.
skanga 3y ago
Error Processing the Word Document: TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'children')
Wowfunhappy 3y ago
I'm guessing this is tuned for software engineering roles? I'm an elementary school teacher, and the bot basically made fun of the fact that I have to deal with children all day. Like... yes... that's why I became an elementary school teacher.
- kylebenzle 3y ago
  Yeh, this did not work for me, I dont get it.
dzek69 3y ago
I can't upload, it always thinks the file I'm giving (735kB) is less than 300 bytes (I checked in the code), idk why Tested on Vivaldi, Chrome, Firefox on desktop Linux and on Kiwi on Android. Every browser gives same result. Bro, learn to code or your error handling or something ;)
phyalow 3y ago
I keep getting: "Bruh, I ain't reading all that", its one A4 page...
stvltvs 3y ago
Scam to harvest our contact info?
- arnavb_ 3y ago
  From the TOS: > By using this project, you consent to having the information in your resume sent to OpenAI's APIs. This project does not save your resume or any data externally. Your resume details are only temporarily stored in your browser while you are using the app. This project does not retain your resume data after your session has concluded. Last updated: September 12, 2023.
  - danuker 3y ago
    ... says an unidentified entity serving you a website.
    - rushils 3y ago
      I’m the author of the website. This was a fun experiment from Team Simplify (YC W21). Surprised hacker news found it because we hadn’t really launched this yet haha
rewmie 3y ago
Does anyone trust this service? It sounds like a great way to harvest personal data from unwitting participants.
rushils 3y ago
Hey y’all! Glad you guys enjoyed our fun side project. We hadn’t officially launched yet, super surprised Hacker News found this haha For context, we’re Simplify (YC W21), and we are building a candidate-first job search experience. We’ve been fine tuning some LLM models to improve resumes, and thought it’d be fun to also have it roast some resumes! If you’re on the job hunt, check out our free AI Copilot: https://simplify.jobs/copilot https://simplify.jobs/copilot

42 points by arnavb_ 3y ago

danbrooks 3y ago

Love the style, looks fun!

jncfhnb 3y ago

Was pleased to see it was indeed inspired by the Spotify thing.

wsintra2022 3y ago
What Spotify thing?
- moritzwarhier 3y ago
  https://pudding.cool/2021/10/judge-my-music https://pudding.cool/2021/10/judge-my-music https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25517868 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25517868 (607 comments)
- gigglesupstairs 3y ago
  https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/ https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/

Raed667 3y ago

> your resume is a bit of a rollercoaster ride through the world of tech buzzwords and inflated self-importance.

seejayseesjays 3y ago

Super funny comments, loved this!

seejayseesjays 3y ago
> So, you managed to land an internship at Amazon Web Services? Color me impressed. But do you really need to brag about reducing a team's workload by 33%? Couldn't you round it up to a solid 50%? We wouldn't want anyone thinking you didn't max out your potential, now, would we?

atum47 3y ago

"Lastly, your language section. English and Portuguese? Well, Victor, congrats on knowing the languages of...well...your home country. How impressively average of you. How about learning a language that will actually make you stand out? " that cracked me up

oldspleen 3y ago

Love this roast haha > Your skills section reads like a random word generator on overdrive. "Analytical," "Data Driven," "Agile Software"? Are you trying to drag hiring managers into your hellish buzzword vortex? And I see you proudly listed "Proficient with JIRA, Git, Shortcut." Congrats, you can use software that most teenagers learn in their sleep.

deleted 3y ago
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torotonnato 3y ago

I get a "Bro there is no way you have a resume that can't fit on one page." I just uploaded a PDF with two pages and I'm getting anxious already.

mikeyan320 3y ago
Hey I'm Mike, one of the guys behind this project. Just added support for you multiple page folk ;)
zyanite7 3y ago
I got "It's truly impressive how you managed to cram every single project you've ever worked on into this document. I bet it took a hell of a lot of time to type it all out."

d1str0 3y ago

Darn. Mine’s more than one page. :/

mikeyan320 3y ago
Hey I'm Mike, one of the guys behind this project. Just added support for you multiple page folk ;)

danuker 3y ago

Ugh. Mine is 3 pages long. "Bro there is no way you have a resume that can't fit on one page"

ActivePattern 3y ago
The bot has a point...

mariocesar 3y ago

Two page resume not supported

vinni2 3y ago
Apparently not one pager too. I got “Bro, I know your resume is not that short”

cojo 3y ago

To paraphrase a certain AI Resume Roaster... "Bro, there is no way you have a PDF parser that can't handle multiple pages..." But in all seriousness, this is a fun idea. Albeit with quite the narrow funnel dropoff right out of the gates... ;P...

Morthor 3y ago

You can't upload a cv with over 1 page? It doesn't allow to submit.

skanga 3y ago

Error Processing the Word Document: TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'children')

Wowfunhappy 3y ago

I'm guessing this is tuned for software engineering roles? I'm an elementary school teacher, and the bot basically made fun of the fact that I have to deal with children all day. Like... yes... that's why I became an elementary school teacher.

kylebenzle 3y ago
Yeh, this did not work for me, I dont get it.

dzek69 3y ago

I can't upload, it always thinks the file I'm giving (735kB) is less than 300 bytes (I checked in the code), idk why Tested on Vivaldi, Chrome, Firefox on desktop Linux and on Kiwi on Android. Every browser gives same result. Bro, learn to code or your error handling or something ;)

phyalow 3y ago

I keep getting: "Bruh, I ain't reading all that", its one A4 page...

stvltvs 3y ago

Scam to harvest our contact info?

arnavb_ 3y ago
From the TOS: > By using this project, you consent to having the information in your resume sent to OpenAI's APIs. This project does not save your resume or any data externally. Your resume details are only temporarily stored in your browser while you are using the app. This project does not retain your resume data after your session has concluded. Last updated: September 12, 2023.
- danuker 3y ago
  ... says an unidentified entity serving you a website.
  - rushils 3y ago
    I’m the author of the website. This was a fun experiment from Team Simplify (YC W21). Surprised hacker news found it because we hadn’t really launched this yet haha

rewmie 3y ago

Does anyone trust this service? It sounds like a great way to harvest personal data from unwitting participants.

rushils 3y ago

Hey y’all! Glad you guys enjoyed our fun side project. We hadn’t officially launched yet, super surprised Hacker News found this haha For context, we’re Simplify (YC W21), and we are building a candidate-first job search experience. We’ve been fine tuning some LLM models to improve resumes, and thought it’d be fun to also have it roast some resumes! If you’re on the job hunt, check out our free AI Copilot: https://simplify.jobs/copilot https://simplify.jobs/copilot