I draw the line at software being objectively dogshit on the back of people making absurd silver bullet claims on medium. .map is not strictly functional progr

I draw the line at software being objectively dogshit on the back of people making absurd silver bullet claims on medium. .map is not strictly functional programming. Replacing your data structures with slow and balls, hardware ignoring garbage because “it’s easier to reason about” while simultaneously producing the shittiest of dogshit software in history is functional programming right now.