This sentence doesn't know if it's in the local paper or at a slam poetry reading: "Paying at the pump is for chumps - when you can get gas for free - and ille

This sentence doesn't know if it's in the local paper or at a slam poetry reading: "Paying at the pump is for chumps - when you can get gas for free - and illegal, but it didn’t stop a Detroit man from stealing almost 800 gallons of gas at the Shell at Eight Mile and Wyoming."