> I've got news for you there. Eh, compared to my relatives in the trades, construction, retail and warehouse work, and the jobs I had in high school, I'm on e

> I've got news for you there. Eh, compared to my relatives in the trades, construction, retail and warehouse work, and the jobs I had in high school, I'm on easy street here. Negligible risk of trips or falls, no lifting anything heavy, no working around powerful machines or using dangerous tools, no dealing with chemicals, no need for hard hats or safety boots, no working in hot or cold or wet conditions, no working with knives, no splattering hot oil, no working in the dark, no loud noise, no working near moving vehicles, no standing on your feet 8 hours a day, no boss that gets mad if you're off sick, no mandatory overtime, very low stress. The only thing that makes tech work more dangerous than sitting on my ass on the sofa is the office's free chocolate.